BLW and the Hi-tech Cadillac

Barbara shifted herself, trying to reduce her discomfort, but to no avail. She was riding in the passenger side of a brand-new, state-of-the-art Cadillac, complete with all the high-tech wizardry the driver could afford. Barbara was gobsmacked by the driver of the Cadillac-- she had been eyeing him for weeks, but each time she got near him, her stomach would begin to gurgle and her legs became wobbly. Soon after, the belching would start, but each time she had managed to put enough distance between herself and the man with whom she had fallen in love that he wouldn't hear her digestive disturbances. But now-- this was a different story! The gorgeous man saw Barbara hobbling down the street on her way home from Armando's Mexican Bean Palace and took pity on her, stopping his enormous Cadillac to give her a ride.
Now that she found herself in close proximity to the hunk, her stomach began rumbling in earnest. Pressure built. She lifted herself ever so slightly to the right, attempting to adjust for the filling of her body with digestive gases. Little did she know that the hunk's dashboard looked like the command center for the army. No sooner had Barbara lifted her right cheek than there was a slight beeping in the car that alerted the hunkish driver that the passenger airbag had been disengaged, a mode it automatically went into when weight was removed from the seat. Barbara was horrified. She readjusted herself but her discomfort continued. She lifted herself just enough to let the gas escape, but even this tiny movement was enough to shift the airbag sensor into "child mode."