Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Sad Story

It was a dark and stormy night when BLW's car broke down three miles outside of Cacapasa, Oklahoma. She sat in her car, grumbling, wondering what more could go wrong in the world...
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> Meanwhile, 5700 miles away, the Polish president was in a heated discussion with his advisors. Several thousand pounds of plutonium had gone missing and six government higher-ups were unaccounted for. The situation was serious. What was worse, 18 highly radioactive stool samples from Ukrainian Chernobyl victims had been stolen the day before from the chancellery in Kiev.
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> "Get me the President of the United States on the phone!" the Polish president coughed, slamming his fist on the table. "Someone is trying to build a dirty bomb!"

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